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Joke of the Day

"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."

"What's the difference between skinny and squat? I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's NOT funny!"

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"""I am inspiring"" -Russian guy who's about to get kicked out of his spy ring"

"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."

"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"

"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."

"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."

"Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea."