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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"
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"What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group? Gorillaz"
"When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message."
"how tall is bruno mars?"
"Sorry I painted a hat on your head while you were sleeping, but I can't knit."
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas"
"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"
"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"
"What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit? He chicken tendered his resignation."