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Joke of the Day
"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."
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"The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA."
"Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties? Because they always steal doubloons"
"Usain Bolt its so fast when he misses the bus He just waits at the next stop"
"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""
"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."
"I always wear black. That way I'm ready, at any given moment, for an impromptu night out or your funeral, whatever."
"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"
"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""