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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"

"Did you know Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock? Yeah, but it's up his ass and it belongs to Usher"

"I log in and out of Facebook at the same speed a frightened kid runs down into the basement to grab something and runs back up."

"An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!"

"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."

"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"

"A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town. Police are combing the area."

"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"