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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"

"Question everything. Or should you?"

"What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking? COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'"

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Don't worry, he worked it out with a pencil."

"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could've easily fit another pair of tits in there."

"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."