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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."

"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."

"I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones."

"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said ""Watch me"" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year"