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Joke of the Day
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."
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"I don't regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them."
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"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Start swimming"
"A dad is suspicious, and asks his teenager ""Son, would you pass a drug test right now?"" ""Sure, I know all about drugs - quiz me!"""
"If you get a bigger bed You have both more and less bedroom"
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"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
"I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally."