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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."

"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"

"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"

"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"

"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"I'm no scientist but you're an idiot."