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Joke of the Day
"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."
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"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
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"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."
"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"