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Joke of the Day

"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."

"Sex is like ping pong A never ending push and pull until one partner loses the ball"

"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."

"The question is not ""Why is Instagram not working?"", but ""Why does the world need another picture of you?"" #instagramnotworking"

"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."

"Did you hear about the couple's resort that burned down? Not a single person died."

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions... The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips."

"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"

"What do you call a scary frog A creepy leapy"