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Joke of the Day
"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"
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"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root beer."
"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."
"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"
"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"