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Joke of the Day
"My kids are asking to be fed and cared for and stuff. This parenting thing is bullshit."
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"What do you say to a fig on ice? Fig u're skating"
"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Mould them into a tire, and call it a GoodYear"
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
"[Walking into the gym Jan 1st] Trainer: Hello! This is a great life change you're making. Me: [confused] This used to be an Olive Garden.."
"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."
"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"
"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."
"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."