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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."
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"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."