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Joke of the Day

"It seems like gay guys get the most sex, lesbians get the best sex, and straight people are just fucked."

"A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"

"I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry potter can get out of a chamber"

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."

"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"

"I want to start a business selling bait for fishing I plan to call it, ""Master Baiters & Tackle"""

"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"