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Joke of the Day

"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."

"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."

"Statistics show that for every two people Chuck Norris killed, he impregnated one."

"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"

"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."

"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"

"What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink? Jack Daniels-san"

"What instrument does Mother Earth play? The Qatar."

"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."