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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife to bring me a Kinder Surprise when she went to the supermarket... She delivered."
Next Joke
"Dear LOL, Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say"
"Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? In the ICU."
"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk."
"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."
"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"
"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."