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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"

"How can you tell when you're in a bad strip club? It's not hard."

"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."

"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."

"I wasn't planning on sleeping with that alchemist, but one thing Pb to another..."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"

"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."

"I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs"

"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."