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Joke of the Day
"What instrument does Mother Earth play? The Qatar."
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"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."
"Patient: Doctor you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID DIDN'T I YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"
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"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"