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Joke of the Day

"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."

"Relationships are like algebra You always look at your x and try to figure out y."

"I still remember what my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"""

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"Remember when we thought it would be fun to grow up and have jobs? LOL"

"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"

"Crap....all this time I thought I was listening to the Angel on my shoulder. Turns out the Devil on the other shoulder is just a hell of a ventriloquist."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"