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Joke of the Day

"Lady Gaga is so nasty I wouldn't even poke her face."

"Probably a lot of horses sitting on couches today talking about how they could have ""gone Derby"" if they hadn't gotten hurt in college."

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."

"I bought a fleshlight Because fuck it."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs. I'll be in my lab"

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."

"Did you hear about the double reed players having sex? They made one hell of a [rackett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackett)."

"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."

"My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course I've never heard it get thrown out a window before."