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Joke of the Day
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
Next Joke
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."
"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don't know."
"I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple."
"90s Kids won't get this............ Social Security Benefits."