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Joke of the Day

"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""

"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""

"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."

"ME: haha u dare me to take off all my clothes and run thru this park COP: no ME: wow I cant believe ur making me do this lol COP: I'm not"

"What are my views on lesbian relationships ? I view it in HD."

"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"

"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."

"I hit Jesus with a water balloon and he said it hurt. So I told him to walk it off..."

"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."