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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."
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"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""
"There's a sale on deer testicles. They're under a buck."
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."
"When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane."
"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"
"When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later."