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Joke of the Day
"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"
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"Did you hear about the soldier who had the entire left side of his body blown off? He's all right!"
"What's the difference between ""ooo"" and ""ahhhh""? About 3 inches."
"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."
"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"
"I bought a lamp stand from Ikea... the assistant asked me was I planning on putting it up myself. ""You dirty bastard"" I said, ""It's going in the living room"""
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"My bunny thumps at trash collectors. Nice to know that if the Sanitation Dept. ever has ill intentions, she won't stand for any of that shit"
"It's starting to look like Christmas in New York A lot of the stores have trees in the window"
"You say, ""POE-TAY-TOE."" I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit."