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Joke of the Day
"Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people."
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"To all the virgins out there Thanks for nothing!"
"Are your parents retarded? ...because you're one special lady!"
"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."
"My problem is I don't like working out in front of people or when I'm alone."
"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."
"How is Donald Trump like a VW Bug? They both spew toxic hot air disguised as being good for Americans."
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"