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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
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"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."
"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"
"How does the Pope pay for things online? Papal"
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way... He'll get over it."
"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."
"Kum & go Ejaculate & evacuate"
"Had phone sex then I got hearing aids. EDIT: then"
"A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something"