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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A senor citizen."
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"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry."
"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."
"Sometimes I put on a belt made out of watches because I like to waist time"
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""
"What do you call a burnt nugget? nigget"
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"