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Joke of the Day

"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."

"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"

"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"

"Did you hear about the guy who killed the sphinx? i hear he's one bad-ass motherfucker..."

"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"

"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"

"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."

"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"

"Wrote a joke. I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft."

"guy A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""