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Joke of the Day

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."

"i ate my weight in goldfish crackers. i'm hoping to poop a shark."

"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo bean? You wouldn't pay money to have a Garbanzo bean on your face!"

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"Is it appropriate for a receptionist at a sperm clinic to tell their clients ""thanks for coming"" as they leave?"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized."

"How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg"

"What language do the Vatican Police speak? Pig Latin!"

"What do you call a russian bull? a moscow"

"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BAH DUM TSSH"