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Joke of the Day

"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."

"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."

"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."

"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."

"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."

"Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard"

"My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them..."

"My grandmother would roll over. My grandmother would roll over in her trench if she knew how much I spent on her funeral."