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Joke of the Day

"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."

"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."

"I keep a banana in my bathroom It's for scale."

"A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says "" Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here""."

"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"

"Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high."

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!"

"What's up, girl? Do you like bad boys [kicks rug] or good guys [fixes rug]?"

"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."