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Joke of the Day

"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."

"I'm told I sleep like a baby. ... I wake up crying every few hours"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla... Well, actually, it's more of a wrap."

"""Full bath?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Double beds?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Pool?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Maid service?"" ""Yes sir"" ""WIFI?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Kids, I found a campsite!"""

"Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive."

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."

"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."

"What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians A drummer"

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."