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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? Hewbrews it."
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"Did you hear about the guy who's making ""Colostomy Bag Pipes"" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit."
"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."
"So is Bill Cosby a major disappointment? No, he's just off-pudding"
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"
"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"
"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
"So the jerk store called and they're running out of HB2!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."