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Joke of the Day

"""Full bath?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Double beds?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Pool?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Maid service?"" ""Yes sir"" ""WIFI?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Kids, I found a campsite!"""

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"20/__ -- Cyclops with perfect vision"

"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."

"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."

"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."

"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"

"A blonde's boyfriend dies after choking She tried calling 911 but couldn't find the eleven."