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Joke of the Day

"I told you to act natural while I paint. Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table? - DaVinci"

"My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me."

"Don't invest in skiing companies The whole sport is going down hill fast"

"Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi."

"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."

"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"

"My wife told me I needed to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."