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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""
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"7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?"
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight.... ...It would be easily intimidated."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"I heard a member of Kriss Kross died of a drug overdose. I guess Kriss Kross made him want a BUMP, BUMP! Too soon?"
"A man enters the drum section of a music store.. Shopkeeper: ""Sir, you can play here for a while, but then I've gotta ask you to beat it."""
"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."