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Joke of the Day
"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it.."
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"
"How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York? About 6 hours."
"Masturbation in the Mafia is called 'Offing Jack.'"
"My wife's got a latex allergy, so I substituted the condom for a bread bag. Now she's got a yeast infection."
"What does God call his nose? God knows."
"What does a snail riding on a turtles back say? WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? ...uncles"