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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."
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"My wife looks for signs I'm cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?"
"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."
"So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris... I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"Molestation, mo'problems"
"My Asian friend tried being white on his Oculus Rift He said it was a very eye-opening experience"
"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"