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Joke of the Day

"Two WWE fans walk into a fight club They promptly get the shit beat out of them. Moral: Just because it's ""good"" entertainment does not mean an RKO will help you win a real fight"

"What bleeds once a month in the mouth? Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that"

"Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca? Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow."

"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."

"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"

"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."