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Joke of the Day
"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"
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"My secret to sleeping is I put my bed outside When I go to bed I'm always out cold"
"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"
"What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? PrecipiSatan"
"My girlfriend finished all my french fries... I couldn't KETCHUP."
"Christmas lights remind me of some people I know. They all hang out together, half the fuckers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!!!!"
"freddie crougar once impersonated chuck norris and that is the reason why we have nightmares"
"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."
"What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you get to steal the Capri sun in the morning."
"How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes."