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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
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"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."
"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."
"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"
"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."
"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."
"What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS."
"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."
"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""