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Joke of the Day
"What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated? WASWAS."
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"Whats blue and bangs old ladies? Me in my lucky blue coat."
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"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"My dick is like and old antenna television... ...it takes a pair of needle nosed pliers, and a few smacks from my father to get turned on."