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Joke of the Day

"Similar What's the same between ur dick and a rubix cube....the longer u play with it the harder it gets"

"sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?"

"I used to have poor judgement before Twitter, now I have poorer judgment"

"My Phone autocorrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways"

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."

"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"

"Why didnt Jesus become a boxer? Crosses killed him."

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"Mom always told me to eat my vegetables... I never could though, the wheelchair was just too gross."

"Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone. ""Are you choking?"" ""No I'm serious!"""