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Joke of the Day

"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."

"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"

"What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit? He chicken tendered his resignation."

"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."

"Why won't North Korea ever have a successful space program? There's no air in space for them to eat."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"Did you hear about the window installer with two penises? He was double-hung."

"Asians are bad drivers cuz they're used to riding pandas while eating rice is that racist enough for you dad I'm sorry I wasn't in the war"

"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."