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Joke of the Day

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"

"Autistic guy didn't get paid for a whole year while working at Applebee's. Life is hard for stauving autists."

"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."

"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."

"The first rule of laziness is"

"If I ever get married, I'm not wearing white. Nothing to do with the whole virginity thing, and everything to do with being a sloppy eater."

"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."

"Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals"