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Joke of the Day

"Funny prank: Put a cinder block in someone's pillowcase and right when they say ""What the fuck?!"" let like six wolves into their room."

"Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? He wanted to take a month off."

"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."

"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."

"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."

"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"

"Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick!"

"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"

"That picture of yourself that you hate now will look better than the best possible picture of you in five years."

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."