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Joke of the Day
"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"
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"How do you kill a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots."
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"NSFW What is little, red and crawling up a womans leg? A failed abortion with homesickness."
"How did i escape Iraq? Iran."
"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."
"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"
"*stares off into the distance* Distance: I have a boyfriend"