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Joke of the Day
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
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"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""
"Today holds a lot of meaning to me. Today is the 2 year anniversary that I lost my wife and children I'll never forget that game of cards."
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store."
"My father used to put snowballs in the blender and make great slushies Snowballs was a great cat"
"What do you call a Pokemon with a STD? Vulvasoar"
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"
"What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant."