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Joke of the Day
"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"
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"Which is the smartest tall mountain? Mt. Cleverest Hue hue"
"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."
"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."
"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."
"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."
"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"
"If you meet a woman who says your name with the same passion she says pumpkin spice latte you should marry her immediately"
"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""