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Joke of the Day

"How did i escape Iraq? Iran."

"Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work. I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey."

"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"

"My family was so poor we couldn't afford toys... So my mom would cut holes in our pockets so we'd have something to play with."

"What did the anus say to the nose? FRAAAAAAPPPBLAPPPPLAAAAAAAPBRENKKKKKKKKKK!!!"

"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"

"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."

"HOW I DRESS FOR UNIVERSITY First day of the week: brad pitt Last day of the week: homeless druggie"

"I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill. It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12."