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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team? *unfazed*"

"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."

"What happens if you fart in church You have to sit in your own pew"

"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. "

"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."

"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."

"They say real women have curves. Well, then, the lady in front of me at Starbucks is a real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real woman."