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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
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"What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love? Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl"
"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"So a Scottish man is talking to his angry girlfriend.... She goes, ""How many other girls have you had sex with?"" The Scotsman starts counting in his head, but after the 12th sheep, he falls asleep."
"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"
"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."
"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."