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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust jokes are... Hitlarious."
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"I told my dad about the school shooting today I don't know why he got so worked up over picture day."
"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia ""I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"""
"A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this? A joke?"""
"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."
"Optimism and Pessimism Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glad is half empty. Journalist: The glass is a victim of discrimination by White Christian Conservatives."
"My driver's license says I'm an organ donor but jokes on them because I have a piano."
"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."